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| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 514 | | | | Joke: | Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901. | | | |
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