What was the first question after Nothing ceased to exist? -"What?!"

What if the first thing that ever existed asked Nothing: -"Did You Queef?"

One thought: "Two."

One thought: "Twosome."

What did One say when he met the other One? -"You're my better Half!"

What are you two Ones doing here? -"We're Bits!!!"

What are you two broken ones doing here? -"We're fractures!!"

What are you three broken ones doing here? -"We're fractal patterns."

(All three is creation of the Universe)

What did One say about part of Existence?
-"sjoup" (Northern Swedes 'yes' by sucking in air without voice for about one second)

What does One say about different noses?
-"They belong to different souls and they belong to One Soul."

What do you call L-O? "The weirdest One ever lived"

One thought. "I blew my load!!!" (Creation of the Universe?)

One spooned. "I blew my load!!"

One fucked. "I blew my load!"

One's mind is greater than One's Physical Appearance.

What if One saw a bear? It would call All a Part of Everything.